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I slept on the couch last night, because I laid in bed several hours without falling asleep, so I went downstairs to turn on the television and fall asleep. About 8:00 Kristy came down and asked if I was "awake" (i.e. coherent) enough to "talk". She shared with me that she had just

Follow up:

"passed" her home pregnancy test! I'm gonna be a daddy!

We got up, got dressed, and drove down to Robinson Township (where there was little chance of running into someone we knew) to buy some books about pregnancy from Barnes and Noble. Then we went for all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster.